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My credo:
Logical Impulsion: [ loj-ik-el em-pole-shun] > The act of carefully being impulsive. It sounds difficult to do but in reality, it leads you to a path of a happier and even balanced life. Although, most of you may enjoy being unlogically wreckless and I honestly have no problem with this. I do not believe we all have to follow one way to true happiness but rather we find paths that reflect what makes us glow from the inside out. I won't tell you to drop your religious beliefs in search of your own personal "logical impuslion" but I would like you to take a moment and question everything you know and love and then question why you know it and why you love it. I'm a self proclaimed journalist, artist and musician. According to my astrology books, I hold myself above the laws of society, and this is true. I won't deny it.

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via kickinguppixiedust)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via kickinguppixiedust)

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via ianoshea)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via troyesivan)